Teething Issues
Mino
Always thorough. Mostly invisible.

Your Practice, Made Perfect.

Without the Chaos of Running It Alone

We keep your phones, your team and your CQC steady, and help more patients say yes. Built by someone who's actually run a practice.

30 minutes · No obligation · Rough numbers are fine

  1. 1A growth chat
  2. 2A clear plan and a fixed price
  3. 3Set up in a week, with you for a month
Regulatory Credential
CQC

Registered Manager status — not a consultant title borrowed for marketing.

Real Experience
Expert

Inside real dental practices — nurse to practice manager, not a classroom.

Proven Result
£135k/mo

Real practice revenue, doubled under this exact system.

Track Record
Multiple

Real CQC inspections passed — not simulated ones.

In-house
Advanced

Our own advanced software, built for dental practices.

The Real Operating System Behind It

Elevate Your Practice.

Not a checklist. A real system: judgement at the top, a real team underneath, and a real result at the end of every task.

The Judgement
Every finding checked the way a real inspector would, before anything reaches you.
The Team
Compliance
Operations
Training
Growth
Maintenance
Reception
Social Media
The Result
✓ Audit complete
✓ Report ready
✓ Training logged
✓ Gap assigned
Ordinary Moments, Handled Quietly

It doesn't do tricks. It just never lets anything slip.

The Quiet AuditMino reviewing a compliance folder

Reviewing before you even think to ask.

The actual compliance folder, read properly. No dashboard theatre, just the real document and what it says.

Nothing slips through

Sound familiar?

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Calls going unanswered at lunch and after five.

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"I'll think about it", and the patient never comes back.

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Your manager's left and everything lands on you.

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CQC could ring any day, and you're not sure you're ready.

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Admin every evening, instead of time at home.

Every call answered. Every maybe followed up. A calmer team, CQC-ready before they ring, and a short weekly update so you always know your numbers.

Ways We Help

Pick the areas that matter most. We'll build the plan around them.

We choose the areas together at your growth chat, then you get a clear plan and a fixed price. We set it up in a week and stay with you for the first month.

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Never Miss a Call

Calls answered when reception is busy, at lunch or closed, with every detail passed straight to your team to book.

Every Call AnsweredAfter Hours
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More Patients Say Yes

Your reception and treatment coordinators practise real patient calls, get clear feedback, and every undecided patient gets a warm follow-up.

Call TrainingFollow-ups
03

Found First Online

How you show up when patients search, more five-star reviews, and ads for the treatments you want more of.

SearchReviewsAds
04

Hire Right + Staff Files

The right person hired, and every staff file correct for their role and ready for CQC from day one.

HiringStaff Files
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Practice Manager Cover

Between managers? We keep rotas, phones, the team and CQC steady, so nothing slips while you hire.

CoverTeam Support
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CQC Readiness

Mock inspections and a policy check by a CQC Registered Manager, so you know you're ready before they ring.

Mock InspectionsEvidence Folders
✓

Our promise. Every call answered, or that month's care plan is on us. If it hasn't paid for itself in 90 days, we keep working at no extra cost until it has. No tie-in after the first month.

Mino
Chief of Staff

Mino runs the room, so you don't have to.

You talk to one person. Behind him is a real team — and when Compliance or Growth finds something, he tells you it's theirs, not his. Nothing gets flattened into one voice pretending to know everything.

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Personal Assistant

Jarvis keeps the day moving.

Calendar, reminders, the small admin that eats an afternoon — handled quietly in the background, so Mino and the team can stay focused on your practice.

Every Department, Tailored To Your Practice

A real company, with a real team behind it.

Teething Issues isn't one person doing everything alone. It's our founder, backed by a full team — each department set up around your practice specifically, not a one-size-fits-all package.

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Compliance TeamLed by Bobby

Reads your actual CQC documents line by line — not a dashboard summary — and catches what's genuinely missing or expired. Every real gap gets a named owner and a deadline, then gets tracked until it's actually closed.

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Operations TeamSystems & Delegation

Builds the actual day-to-day systems your practice runs on — rotas, checklists, handover notes — so the practice doesn't grind to a halt the moment you take a day off.

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Training TeamStaff CPD

Tracks every staff member's training and CPD against their real role and renewal dates, and flags it well before anything quietly lapses — not the week of an inspection.

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Growth TeamPatient & Practice Growth

Works the referrals, reviews, and patient-growth angles most practices never have time to run properly — turning a full diary into a genuinely growing one.

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Maintenance TeamEquipment & Servicing

Tracks every service date — autoclaves, X-ray, fire safety — against real manufacturer schedules, so nothing lapses without you ever noticing it was due.

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Reception TeamCalls & Booking

Answers every call that comes in, sounds like a real person on the line, and handles real questions about your practice — bookings, hours, availability — so no patient ever hits a voicemail.

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Social Media TeamLed by Spark

Drafts your posts, watches your comments and DMs, and follows up on real leads that come through social — you approve everything before a single word goes out.

Common Questions

Real answers, no vague marketing-speak.

How does it work?

It starts with a 30-minute growth chat. We look at your numbers and what's slipping, agree the areas that matter most, and give you a clear plan with a fixed price. We set it up in about a week and stay with you for the first month.

What does it cost?

One service on its own (like the receptionist) is £1,500 to set up, then £150 a month. Packages: Starter (2 areas) £1,999, Growth (5 areas) £4,995, Complete (every area) £9,995, then a £300 a month care plan. We always tell you the price first.

Am I tied in?

No. After the first month the care plan is month to month. Stay because it works.

How quickly will I see a difference?

Missed calls change in the first week. Conversion and the team build over the first month.

Will this replace my staff?

No. Nobody gets replaced. Everything we do is there to make your team's day easier.

Is our patient data safe?

Yes. We're registered with the ICO, work under UK GDPR, and agree a data processing agreement with every practice before we handle any patient details.

Why are you selective about which practices you take on?

Our name is attached to every practice we work with. We only take on practices we can genuinely help.

Your Next Step

Book a growth chat.

30 minutes on a call. Your numbers, what's slipping, and a simple plan for the next month. We only take on practices we can genuinely help.

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No obligation · Rough numbers are fine

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